Summary of To Boldly Suck: Bad Lore Movies

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This YouTube video discusses how bad Hollywood movies are, specifically how the actors' emotions are not conveyed convincingly. It compares and contrasts these issues with a similar but more successful video where the actors are not known or recognized.

00:00:00 This YouTube video discusses lore movies, which are films or projects that are so wholly based on playing fanservice to previously existing stories that they're not made with the same standards or purposes as regular films. One example of a lore movie is "Psych the Movie", which was rushed into production after the health of one of the show's main actors necessitated fast rewrites. Another example is "Dick Figures", a movie about a YouTube channel which was so mistreated by its creators that even just saying its name tends to suck all of the fun out of the room.
00:05:00 Doug Walker, one of the most popular comedic reviewers on the Internet, has a new video where he discusses the worst film he's ever seen, which is Birdemic. He also talks about how Quinton Savolta's film, Flea, isn't like that.
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00:15:00 Doug reviews a bad movie, Battlefield Earth, in which the heroes destroy the planet's life with a bomb. He has a skit with the same alien bad guy, in which the critic from said planet contacts Doug and then someone lights a cigarette in the background. Doug changes the spelling of the names of the characters just enough so that they're pronounced differently but not enough that they're different characters. He adds another D to General Zod and calls it a new character, "Fair Use." Doug lifts scenes from Star Wars and has random or viewers act them out, including a parody of the opera scene from Star Wars III. He claims that making a great film that will last for all of time is to make one that is extraordinarily terrible.
00:20:00 The "To Boldly Suck" YouTube video makes fun of bad Hollywood movies, including a scene in which a character quotes " making a bad film on purpose actually causes one to live forever an infamy is something that really caught my interest when he first said it." The video also makes fun of Brad Akan, a character in the movie who is mentioned specifically because he got angry when people called him Brad akan.
00:25:00 The video discusses how bad, cheesy, and predictable some movie scripts are, leading to a revelation that the Nostalgia Critic is actually a character written by many men. The review then goes on to talk about how the reviewer joined the Empire and betrayed his friends in order to fight for the good of the galaxy, but how Logan Paul still has a career despite filming a dead body.
00:30:00 Doug Walker releases a movie called "To Boldly Suck" in which he criticizes famous films plot holes. Many characters in the movie find out that the Nostalgia Critic is going to die, and they all follow him when he leaves to continue making reviews. The movie is longer than "Endgame" and was made in less time.
00:35:00 This video discusses the problems with bad movies, specifically how the actors' emotions are not conveyed convincingly. It compares and contrasts these issues with a similar but more successful video where the actors are not known or recognized. The second video introduces a character that is supposed to be a big fake evil guy, but the actor's performance is poor and the costume is poor quality.
00:40:00 The presenter's channel is filled with bad Lore movies, most notably one in which an actor dropped out and he made filler content to try and make up for it. Doug Walker is the worst kind of influence and ruined an entire sub-genre for him.
00:45:00 This YouTube video is a deep dive into the world of "bad lore" movies. The speaker explains that bad lore movies are fascinating because of their background and the lore that surrounds them. He goes on to say that he is like a deep personality level, and that he is essentially identical to the speaker in the speaker's universe. He then explains that he has a plan to take over the speaker's channel and life, and that it is completely foolproof. The video ends with the speaker revealing that he killed Caleb before coming to this universe, and that he is looking for someone to kill the Robo-Quentin review.
00:50:00 Tommy Turner is a 20-year-old man who is describing a movie he reviewed once. In the movie, a character named Quinton tells Tommy that he needs his help to save the multiverse. Tommy is not from this world, and he is not really familiar with it. He tells Quinton that he is from a parallel universe, and that he was raised by two personal fairies. Tommy's days are great, and he just gets to prank Cocker all day. He hangs out with 10-year-old girls who play dodgeball, and he buys them ice cream. However, he soon realizes that he needs Quinton's help, and he goes on to explain that he is in a war movie, and that he was ten years old when it happened. He tells Quinton that he is Tommy Turner, and that they are completely different people. Quinton warns Tommy that something is coming soon, and a figure steps out of the blinding light. It is apparent that Tommy is going to have to leave soon.
00:55:00 The video's narrator recounts the story of how his Fairley's were stolen by a specific politician, and how the experience led him to become an atheist.

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The video discusses a bad movie called "To Boldly Suck." The protagonist, Tommy, has a plan to stop the movie's bad guys, but his colleagues doubt his leadership skills. Tommy reveals that he's been living in the past for years, and that he's been watching himself from the past. He then realizes that the bad guys are not Donald Trump, but instead are people from his high school who he admired. He uses this knowledge to defeat the bad guys and save the world.

01:00:00 The video discusses a character called Tommy who has been hiding from the universe's mastermind. Tommy is one of the few people to have seen the mastermind's plans, and the video suggests that it will be ironic to use Tommy's own Fairley's to destroy him. The politician begins using his power to try and attack the squad he possesses, but the squad knows the area and holds the upper hand. The politician opens yet another portal, swallowing the squad and catapulting them into a disgusting world. After that horrible act, the chemicals in Tommy's mind cure his depression. The video ends with Tommy defeating the politician and staying alive, and the narrator reveals that it was then that he realized he was in the proximity of the wish.
01:05:00 In this YouTube video, a character describes how he's trying to stop an evil politician from causing the world to end. The character explains that he's teamed up with a world's greatest warrior, and that he's killed the politician twice. However, the video's main purpose is to discuss how John, an evil character whom the character has resurrected multiple times, always manages to screw things up in the end.
01:10:00 In this video, Quinton reviews some bad lore movies. He talks about how predictable some of them are and how he hates some of the characters in them. He also talks about how he thinks he has figured out what is going on.
01:15:00 The narrator discusses how, over the course of a few days, multiple versions of John MMus (the character who killed him) appeared to him. Each time, he killed MMus and felt like it was a normal response. However, later that night, MMus continued to appear and, eventually, killed him again. The narrator proposes that, somehow, MMus has been time-traveling and has killed him multiple times in the past.
01:20:00 In this YouTube video, a person explains how their previous theory about time-traveling resurrections is wrong. The person says that the previous theory suggests that whenever someone resurrects someone, they steal their DNA or rebuild them from scratch, but this theory is wrong because the next person to come around doesn't even count in the grand scheme of things. The person also says that you can be anyone in the multiverse and you're forced to be chopped if you're an Android, which is not true.
01:25:00 The video discusses a bad Lore movie called "To Boldly Suck." The movie is a poorly made science fiction thriller about a space station that is being used for evil. The protagonist, Tommy, has a plan to stop the movie's bad guys, but his colleagues doubt his leadership skills. Tommy reveals that he's been living in the past for years, and that he's been watching himself from the past. He then realizes that the bad guys are not Donald Trump, but instead are people from his high school who he admired. He uses this knowledge to defeat the bad guys and save the world.
01:30:00 The video discusses a time when the protagonist, Quentin, traveled back in time to stop a politician from making the space station. Quentin's time machine is sitting around his house, but he doesn't feel like going to get it. He also mentions a time when he abandoned his son at Disneyland and became an evil scientist. Quentin has wished this on him in the past, but their paths have never crossed in a way that would result in a sequel. Quentin's house has never been successfully locked, and he has stopped numerous threats with violence by walking outside his front door and glaring at the Armada. However, the video ends with Quentin realizing that this thread is less severe than it seems, and he decides to just do something anticlimactic like smoke a cigarette.
01:35:00 In this YouTube video, an evil scientist named Quinton reviews tells the story of a daring space mission to save the Earth from a blazing space station, only to have his fellow adventurers accuse him of killing multiplication man and forgetting something important. In the end, everything turns out alright, with Quinton finally defeating his nemesis and proving himself the perfect mix of machine and human.
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01:45:00 The video features a discussion of a bad movie, To Boldly Suck. The protagonist, Kat, argues that the movie is bad and that its creators were unintentional political biased. The video then discusses themes of the movie and how they can be applied to the real world.
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