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In this video, comedian Mark Normand and Joe List discuss a variety of topics, including flying, the Bible, religion, comedy, women's clothing, mushrooms, tenure, and racism. The two have a wide-ranging conversation that is both funny and thought-provoking.

00:00:00 In this video, Mark Normand and Joe List discuss the middle seat on a flight. They discuss how to act in the middle seat, and how to select a seat. Finally, they talk about a fellow passenger they know.
00:05:00 In this video, comedian Mark Normand and Joe List discuss Joseph, one of the twelve apostles in the Bible. Normand points out that Joseph was not Jewish, but he was the original cook in the Israelite tribe of Joseph. Normand also jokes about religion being based on a woman who lied, and Greg Geroge Jr., the waiter who produces a show called "The Greg Geroge Show."
00:10:00 In this video, Jewish comedian Mark Normand and Joe List discuss Normand's recent trip to the United States. Normand talks about how he and his friend, Joe, spent Monday night drinking and doing drugs before Joe left for his own trip to upstate New York. Normand then discusses his experience doing a show at a tent in Westchester County on Tuesday night. The show was full of gays and drew a large crowd, which was strange because the tent was open on both ends. Normand also talks about his experience doing two sets at a comedy festival the day before he left for Vietnam.
00:15:00 The video discusses how early arrivers to a show can feel rewarded, while later arrivers can feel like they're missing out. It also discusses how a bachelor party gone wrong can lead to feelings of fatigue and depression.
00:20:00 Mark Normand and Joe List discuss the pros and cons of different types of comedy, including women's comedy. They discuss the comedy scene in Red Rocks and how it keeps the laughs in the lights. They also talk about their experience at a Wilco show, where they enjoyed the band but found the crowd to be too corporate.
00:25:00 On Tuesday, Mark Normand and Joe List discussed the different types of clothing that make a woman attractive. They also discussed the topic of sexual attraction, and Mark said that every man is unattractive to him. Joe shared his opinion that the hemp necklace is a hot item of clothing.
00:30:00 Mark Normand and Joe List discuss the effects of mushrooms and how they related to Rupert Grint while also discussing Shane's experience with them. They end the episode by discussing Shane's late night activities.
00:35:00 In this video, Mark Normand and Joe List talk about the state of tenure in America. Normand says that, in America, tenure is like a "union because you get those Union guys they're like I'm not lifting a finger I did my hours they're like you can't move that one apricot they're like nope can't move it wow Ted Year I wish comedians could get 10 years like a 20 year I I could be I could be cruising over here it'd be nice you know I'm like I'm doing 30 minutes and that's it yeah say what I want you know you can pull up Michael Richards like I got 10 here [__ ] you. Normand says that, as a comedian, he would love to have a career like actor Michael Richards, who has been with the same acting company for 35 years.
00:40:00 In this video, Mark Normand and Joe List discuss a funny encounter they had at a comedy club. The two discuss a woman who became disruptive and started calling Mark racist, despite his attempts at jokes. The two men eventually manage to get her kicked out of the club, but she continues to call them racist after she leaves.
00:45:00 In this video, comedian and podcaster Mark Normand and Joe List discuss a woman who gets into a fight with three Hispanic women. Normand feels bad for her and says that she is a "bag of crap" if she can't accept jokes about people with disabilities. List points out that Normand is old and should take a break.
00:50:00 In this YouTube video, Mark Normand and Joe List talk about a time when they were trying to get an inspection sticker for their car. The mechanic said that he was very busy and couldn't do it that day, but offered to take care of it in the future. The two men then go on to discuss the high number of auto body shops in New York City, which they find intimidating.
00:55:00 In the video, Mark Normand and Joe List discuss Tuesdays with Stories, which Mark Normand says can be "a tough day." Joe List empathizes, saying that life is hard for Mark Normand's mechanic friend after 9/11. Mark Normand shares that he has a system for dealing with difficult people, which includes being polite and not wanting to generalize, but he also says that manners are not common in other cultures. The men discuss Jerry's Car Wash in Astoria, which Jerry charges $37 for a car wash and vacuum, and Christopher charges $100 for a complete haircut. Christopher tells Mark that he can have his haircut and wait for Jerry, or he can have Jerry do it and walk out with Christopher's credit card. Mark decides to take Christopher up on his offer and heads to Gig Harbor to meet some family.

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In this video, comedian Mark Normand and Joe List talk about their experiences with car rentals. They discuss the craziest thing they've ever heard, Rupert's tenure, and how they take care of themselves. They also mention that they're both doing a live pod at the Revolution Hall in Boston on October 22nd.