Summary of Cry more, globalists.

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Georgie Maloney, a right-wing politician, has won the election in Italy with 43 percent of the vote. The left is crying out that democracy is in danger because of this. Meanwhile, the EU is not too concerned because Maloney is pro-family and plans to incentivize Italians to have more babies.

• 00:00:00 Georgie Maloney, a right-wing politician who is likely to become the next Prime Minister of Italy, won the election with 43 percent of the vote against 26 percent for the opposition. The left is cryin' bout it, sayin' democracy is in danger because of this. Meanwhile, the EU is all like "whatever," because Maloney is pro-family and plans to incentivize Italians having more babies.